Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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