Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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