How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
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He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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