the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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