The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
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Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
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Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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