i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
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I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
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Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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