What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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