Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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