drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
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She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
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I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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