See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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