yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
this beer tastes like vomit already
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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