So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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