have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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