I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
