I'm gonna have a badass scar
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
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I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
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The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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