Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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