We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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