Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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