do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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