Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
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You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
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At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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