i can't believe i had my finger in that
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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