all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
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Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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