It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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