Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
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I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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