I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
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He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
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Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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