The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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