i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
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I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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