he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
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Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
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And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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