Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
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He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
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Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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