Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
my phone needs a breathalizer
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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