i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
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i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
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I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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