I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
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He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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