When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
You are a genius and a whore.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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