Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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