Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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