I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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