Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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