how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I need water and some morals
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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