Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
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I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
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I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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