And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
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I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
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help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Randomize