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Just mADE A PArabola og urine
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
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I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
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Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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