Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
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I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
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Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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