So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
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Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
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Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
My penis needs a shock collar
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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