There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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