with your own penis?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
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I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
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I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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