it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
how does that bad decision feel?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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