he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
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That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
BRING THE BAGELS
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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