i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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