I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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