i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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