someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
