When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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