Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
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It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
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The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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