He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
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I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
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Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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